True patriot Naomi Jones flat out REFUSES her boyfriend of seven years marriage proposal after he has the audacity to KNEEL.
“All of these troops died for our flag and our anthem and he has the gall to KNEEL right in front of me, God, and everybody. I love him and all, but I decided that it was over,” says Naomi.
In acts of true patriotism, American’s have been boycotting NFL games and other sports where athletes have decided to take a knee in solidarity to bring attention to police brutality against young black men. Naomi, a frequenter of the infamous KATC comment section, has always been one to speak her mind, even if she’s completely wrong. Southern Satire spoke to the sad sap that tried to propose marriage this way.
“Man, I don’t even f$**%ing watch sports!” says Gerald.
Good, Gerald! Maybe this will teach you to take a knee in this country!
USA! USA! USA!