In case you haven’t notice, Lafayette is flooding today. For some reason this has not stopped people from trying to drive in water that is higher than the roof of their vehicle. T-boys are out in their jacked-up trucks, creating wakes that eventually flooded out that long ass line at Chic-Fil-A on Ambassador that always creates traffic on the ride home and makes you late.
Coincidentally, it was the first annual Unlimited Water Refills day at Chic-Fil-A. Normally, the restaurant blames natural disaster on “the gays,” but today, they’re begging for “someone with a fanboat” to come save them. We’re asking that if you’re in the area, grab a paddleboat from Academy and make your way down there. Or don’t. We’re not your boss.