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Toby Melancon, a laid off Assistant Driller on offshore rigs, scores the girl of his dreams by gifting her 3lbs of boiled crawfish in a heart-shaped Valentine's chocolate box, becomes an inspiration to men everywhere.
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An Assistant Driller from Kaplan, Louisiana the woman of his dreams by gifting her a heart-shaped box full of BOILED CRAWFISH.

If only we had all known that the way to a Cajun woman’s heart, and her mudhole, was crawfish.This T-boy is certainly marrying up despite looking like a wet nutria from the deep swamps of Morgan City.

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Toby Melancon, a laid off Assistant Driller on offshore rigs, scores the girl of his dreams by gifting her 3lbs of boiled crawfish in a heart-shaped Valentine’s chocolate box, becomes an inspiration to men everywhere.

Toby Melancon spent the last bit of his unemployment check at Lagneaux’s buffet on Valentine’s Day, and proceeded to stuff 3-5lbs of boiled crawfish into his pockets before leaving. He purchased a Dollar Tree heart-shaped box of chocolates and filled the box the the brim with boiled crawfish. That’s how he got the girl of his dreams, and is now an inspiration to T-boys everywhere.

Studies have shown that the number 1 way to a Cajun woman’s heart is to give her crawfish.

Despite looking like a wet nutria rat from the deep swamps of Morgan City, Toby totally scored. His hard life of Bud Light, Skoal, and slinging pipe on the rig had taken a toll on his looks, but that didn’t stop Linda from jumping his bones once she received the boiled crawfish valentine.

“He gave me crawfish, so I gave him my mudhole,” said Linda from River Ranch.

We’re arent quite sure what that means, but we’re certainly happy for Toby and Linda.

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True Love: This T-boy landed the girl of his dreams with one simple gesture.

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