meth gator
Locals flushing unused Viagra medication leads to 70% increase in alligator orgies in local swamps.
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Alligators are something commonplace in the South that we often take for granted or look over. We must remain vigilant however, because meth-heads in Mississippi and Tennessee have been flushing methamphetamines down the toilet in an effort to stay off of LivePD or something.

These drug-addled meth gators seem scary enough, but there is another dynamic that we must consider in Southern Louisiana: all of the Viagra that is used by t-boys and offshore workers when they get home from their hitch. If these happen to get into the toilet as well, we could be dealing with meth-fueled gator orgies in South Louisiana.

We are asking that you properly dispose of your Viagra and Cialis, which can be disposed of at a local clinic or pharmacy, which is then shipped to Congressman Clay Higgins for an unknown purpose.

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