Fish flops aren’t just for sex anymore says Florida resident Emanuel Crombard, slipping them on as he winks suggestively at his fiancé. He was happy to find that they can be used for everyday wear much to his family’s chagrin.
Fish flops, typically worn in Florida and Louisiana, have become a fashion statement for Americans. Tipping the scales in their favor, they wear them for sports as they offer good grip and ergonomics.
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I love my Fish Flops. I’m even wearing them to my wedding! The entire wedding party will be wearing them and we’re having some ivory fish flops bedazzled for my bride. It’s going to be a hoot!Emanuel Crombard, Florida resident
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They never come off, not even for sex.Emanuel
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