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Coronavirus Fast Action Response Team (F.A.R.T.) activated by Governor

Governor Jon Bell Edwards of Louisiana activated a task force to contain and mitigate the global pandemic that is the Coronavirus...

23andMe Machine Malfunctions After Attempting To Analyze Church Point DNA

23andMe suffered a catastrophic failure this evening in an attempt to analyze and process the DNA of those living in Church Point, Louisiana. Sources say that they were halfway through.
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Lafayette Sucks: Revolutionary Therapy via Shitposting

We all know that Lafayette Sucks, kinda, but not really. But actually yes. The newest form of therapy for Gen X, Millennials,...
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Morgan City’s Hiring School Bus Drivers to Operate Airboats

The schoolboard is replacing school buses with airboats in hopes to make school more accessible for residents of the Morgan City area....

Hippie Drum Circle Accidentally Summons Sharon Moss

Festival International de Louisiane is here. You know what that means! Crowds, Bud Light, Native American wind flute bands, and the...

Popeyes Celebrates the Lafayette Fried Chicken Buffet

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, owned by the infamous Al Copeland, celebrates a new menu for patrons at its Lafayette, Louisiana location that...

Fake Cajun Caravan Arrives at I-10. Cajun Navy Deploys Troops to Border

The Cajun Navy deployed troops at the I-10 border in Lafayette, LA today as Shreveport migrants arrived at the border in an effort to...

Obnoxious Facebook Friend Endless Posts About Voting

Local, obnoxious Facebook friend adds fuel to flames by posting a photo of himself with his dumb sticker. Adding to the myriad of political...
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Zatarain’s Crab Boil Bath Bombs Set For Release In Time For Christmas

Zatarain's, beloved New Orleans seasoning manufacturer, is releasing limited runs of crab boil bath bombs. Rumor is that if you find a golden shrimp...
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Patrick the Pole: Wal-Mart Parking Lot Sign That We Can’t Get Enough Of

A community is memorializing the hard work and dedication of the a sign at a local Wal-Mart shopping center that just cannot get a...

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