Sunday, October 13, 2019

Pres. Trump Transitions to be the First Female President

President Donald J. Trump announced this afternoon that he will be gradually transitioning to female in an effort to ensure that...
Joe Barton Nudes

Joe Barton: Sr. Texas Republican Releases Sexy Nudes for the Holidays

Joe Barton wishes you all a Happy Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving, I'm happy to have not seen this unedited photo. Ick! Sexy Joe Barton released nude...

Fake Cajun Caravan Arrives at I-10. Cajun Navy Deploys Troops to Border

The Cajun Navy deployed troops at the I-10 border in Lafayette, LA today as Shreveport migrants arrived at the border in an effort to...

Dept of Homeland Security Tests Trump’s Border Wall Prototype with Free Billeaud’s Boudin and...

Customs and Border Protection (CBP) is heading a joint effort today with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) as they test prototypes for President...
War on Christmas

War on Christmas: Donald Trump Develops Plan for Next-Gen Warfare

Killer, robotic reindeer open sleigh drones, mechanized elves, laser-guided carving knives, what can we expect from Next-Gen Christmas Warfare? The War on Christmas is a...
Parkland AR-15

Child-Friendly AR-15 Rifles Issued to Students in the United States

In response to the gun crisis in the United States, President Donald Trump has responded recent mass shootings within the US school system by...

Obnoxious Facebook Friend Endless Posts About Voting

Local, obnoxious Facebook friend adds fuel to flames by posting a photo of himself with his dumb sticker. Adding to the myriad of political...

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