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Pres. Trump Transitions to be the First Female President

President Donald J. Trump announced this afternoon that he will be gradually transitioning to female in an effort to ensure that he is the first female president of the United States of America. He is also arguing that he will be able to run for a THIRD term in 2024 considering his first 8 years was...

“Ghosts of New Iberia” Picked up By Travel Channel

Join T-Mike, a nutria trapper, and his paranormal investigative team as they search for the rougarou and other nefarious ghosts in New Iberia, Louisiana. Crazy T-Mike leads viewers on a paranormal journey in an effort to discover mythical creatures from the swamps of New Iberia. Some examples of investigations in the "Berry" include...

Morgan City’s Hiring School Bus Drivers to Operate Airboats

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The schoolboard is replacing school buses with airboats in hopes to make school more accessible for residents of the Morgan City area. Click here to apply! In an effort to better educate the folks of Morgan City, Louisiana, the Parish has decided to replace all school buses with airboats as it will make it...

Wildlife & Fisheries: Flushing Viagra Leads to Meth-Fueled Gator Orgies in Local Swamps

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Alligators are something commonplace in the South that we often take for granted or look over. We must remain vigilant however, because meth-heads in Mississippi and Tennessee have been flushing methamphetamines down the toilet in an effort to stay off of LivePD or something. These drug-addled meth gators seem scary enough, but...

Facebook users using Russian “FaceApp” to render AI photos of themselves as old Boomers

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Users worldwide are downloading the Faceapp phone application that uses Artificial Intelligence (AI) to produce a very realistic rendering of their photographs that make them look twice or three times their current age. It is said that over 150 million Facebook users are already allowed permissions to access their cameras, their photographs,...

1mil Users Storm Area 51 Only to find Sharon Moss in the Hangar

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Over 1,000,000 users vowed to storm Area 51 in a Facebook group named "Let's Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us." They developed a plan to enter the facility in an effort to "see dem aliens." Upon entering the aircraft hanger at the epicenter of the facility operations, they expected to find the alien leader...

Hippie Drum Circle Accidentally Summons Sharon Moss

Festival International de Louisiane is here. You know what that means! Crowds, Bud Light, Native American wind flute bands, and the ominous hippie drum circle. They're usually harmless besides their smell of funk mixed with cheap cigarettes and patchouli oil. During hippy drum circle practice this week at the Horse Farm, something...

Fieritology, the United Church of Flavortown

Fieritology is the newest religion identified in the United States by the Department of Defense and ReligionNews.com. Fieritologists worship Food Network's celebrity chef His Holiness Guy Fieri via the United Church of Flavortown. The United Church of Flavortown is now a Internal Revenue Service (IRS) identified entity that has a distinct legal...

Ex-Boyfriend Uses New Tech To Finally See His Micro-Wiener

Ex-boyfriend du jour Don Berrifield is ecstatic today as he was the first to try out a new technology developed in Southern Louisiana. The ULL Medical R&D Department developed the world's first telescopic contact lens. This allows the user to zoom in and out as well as utilize a mechanism to achieve a nominal focus of...

Popeyes Celebrates the Lafayette Fried Chicken Buffet

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, owned by the infamous Al Copeland, celebrates a new menu for patrons at its Lafayette, Louisiana location that is known to have the last, and only, Popeyes fried chicken buffet in the world. You read that right. There is a surviving Popeyes buffet in Lafayette. This is the apex of...

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