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Pres. Trump Transitions to be the First Female President

President Donald J. Trump announced this afternoon that he will be gradually transitioning to female in an effort to ensure that he is the first female president of the United States of America. He is also arguing that he will be able to run for a THIRD term in 2024 considering his first 8 years was...

Hippie Drum Circle Accidentally Summons Sharon Moss

Festival International de Louisiane is here. You know what that means! Crowds, Bud Light, Native American wind flute bands, and the ominous hippie drum circle. They're usually harmless besides their smell of funk mixed with cheap cigarettes and patchouli oil. During hippy drum circle practice this week at the Horse Farm, something...

Fieritology, the United Church of Flavortown

Fieritology is the newest religion identified in the United States by the Department of Defense and ReligionNews.com. Fieritologists worship Food Network's celebrity chef His Holiness Guy Fieri via the United Church of Flavortown. The United Church of Flavortown is now a Internal Revenue Service (IRS) identified entity that has a distinct legal...

Ex-Boyfriend Uses New Tech To Finally See His Micro-Wiener

Ex-boyfriend du jour Don Berrifield is ecstatic today as he was the first to try out a new technology developed in Southern Louisiana. The ULL Medical R&D Department developed the world's first telescopic contact lens. This allows the user to zoom in and out as well as utilize a mechanism to achieve a nominal focus of...

Popeyes Celebrates the Lafayette Fried Chicken Buffet

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, owned by the infamous Al Copeland, celebrates a new menu for patrons at its Lafayette, Louisiana location that is known to have the last, and only, Popeyes fried chicken buffet in the world. You read that right. There is a surviving Popeyes buffet in Lafayette. This is the apex of...

Breaux Bridge Welcomes UBER to Bayou Teche

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Uber is here! In an attempt to enter the 21st century, the City of Breaux Bridge has partnered with logistic giants UBER to bring UberPirogue services to the Bayou Teche. This is wonderful news for the City of Breaux Bridges. Cajun UberX, a partner of Uber, is offering job opportunities to out of...

Duraflame Releases Southern Scents Collection

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Make this holiday extra special by using these scented logs in your fireplace! With these new logs, starting at the low cost of $3.99, you can fill your home with fresh Southern scents such as boudin, cracklins, crawfish boil, dark roux, MawMaw's Unwashed Magnalite, Cane' Season, and Room 103 of the LessPay motel, just like old...

When the Border Wall Just Isn’t Enough… MECHA-TRUMPZILLA

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Here he is in all of his glory folks. DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) has been developing a new payload to replace the idea of the border wall. It is the Optimus Prime of Trumpzillas! This new video shows the wrath taking place on the migrant caravan at the US/Mexico border. All hail the idiot MECHA-Trumpzilla Prime! (Sponsored by...

Fake Cajun Caravan Arrives at I-10. Cajun Navy Deploys Troops to Border

The Cajun Navy deployed troops at the I-10 border in Lafayette, LA today as Shreveport migrants arrived at the border in an effort to take our jobs and our crawfish. The Cajun Navy utilized tear gas and pepper spray made from Tony Chachere's on migrants from Northern Louisiana as they crossed the I-10 border wall and began working the crawfish...

Obnoxious Facebook Friend Endless Posts About Voting

Local, obnoxious Facebook friend adds fuel to flames by posting a photo of himself with his dumb sticker. Adding to the myriad of political ads on television, Facebook, Instagram, radio, and the billboards that are now giving Gordon McKernan a run for his money, it's just becoming too much. Maybe now we can move on with our lives and...

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